Louis C.K.: Chewed Up (2008) – Transcript

F*ggot did not indicate gay

Hello, okay… thanks, ok f*ggot the manner in which you doin’ Sorry, We entitled him an effective f*ggot. As i is actually a young child, I didn’t even know exactly what homosexual is, We hadn’t already been informed that people accomplish that, I experienced zero screwing suggestion. Whenever i is a kid, you titled some body a f*ggot as they was indeed becoming a f*ggot, y’know. A person’s merely are an excellent f*ggot. “Neee,” Shut-up f*ggot. “You are not designed to fool around with those people regarding.” Shut-up f*ggot. I would never name a homosexual man an excellent f*ggot, unless he was becoming a good f*ggot. Yet not as the he is gay, do you see? Basically noticed a few boys blowing both, I’m not sure why I’m enjoying her or him do it, in case I just occurred to help you. We find one or two fellas blowing both with the the respective “penisia” Which is plural for knob that i formulated today… “penisia” I would become polite on them, y’know, “Hello gentlemen.” But if among them got brand new penis regarding his lips and started pretending every faggy and you can saying annoying faggy things. “You realize people from Phoenix is actually Phoenisians” or something like that. I would personally wind up as “hey shut up f*ggot, FAAAAGGGOOT” Prevent being good f*ggot and you can draw you to definitely dick, that is what I might say to him or her. I’m not sure, We won’t label somebody a mean identity to own drawing a knob, since if you suck a penis, that’s super, We admiration you. Because the I can not get it done, I am talking about We haven’t tried and you will failed, I simply, I put me personally there inside my mind and i failed to manage it because I’m frightened, this is the merely reason That is why, as much as possible draw a penis I think that there surely is a beneficial power in-being able to do you to, I believe that. I really don’t accept that blowing some one arrives with ease in order to people, regardless if it is something you generally do, all the brand new knob has to take somethin’ outta your. There needs ebonyflirt login to be something you gotta do to get in a position, y’know, “[clears lips] ok, here i wade” [exhales] “ahaha, you.. I’m gonna bring ya” “muahaha oookay, Here We Go!” Thus, f*ggot, I am not sure.

We miss you to definitely word, k’now, We was raised saying that keyword and you can, What i’m saying is, it never ever implied gay

Lots of conditions that aren’t crappy terms and conditions, but some some one begin using her or him too much to damage most other anyone then it feel bad and start to become difficult to use. There is certainly terms that i like which i cannot have fun with since most other someone utilize them incorrect to hurt others. Such as the term c*nt is actually a gorgeous keyword, to me there clearly was just beauty in this keyword, and i indicate like asthetically it’s chocolate-y and you may bullet to your ends. I just… c*nt, I recently for instance the way it sounds. Really don’t utilize it due to the fact an enthusiastic insult, I am going to be by yourself throughout the washing for example “c*nt, c*nt” I simply including stating it I’d never ever name a lady a c*nt, with the exception of my personal mother because she likes they for almost all strange reason, but.. it’s an incredibly misused word, it’s meant to suggest snatch, that we don’t believe performs whatsoever given that vagina’s are so nice these include nothing quite things which have circulate pedal-y mouth area. We tune in to a beneficial piccalo in my own head everytime I come across an effective snatch. Even for vaginas which is as well severe, they must be titled instance “fala-lala” There must be good butterfly fluttering around every vagina just all enough time, a little butterfly. Pay a visit to the doctor and he or she is instance “Really the new butterfly looks good so our company is in good shape” How will you check a thing that very and you may state “Which is a-c*NT” that does not match after all. Maybe in the event it is actually a massive snatch also it are fighting a town and you can putting vehicles up to and you may knocking over phone posts Then you can say “Hi, individuals shoot that c*nt which have a good bazooka!” It’s likely to step on the brand new sweets store! Therefore, f*ggot, c*nt.

Louis C.K.: Chewed Up (2008) – Transcript